L.A.W

Lazing Around doing Wank-all or Lazing Around being Wasted.
That's what my degree should be.

Back from the wigggggggg... It shuts at midnight these days. [but is back to 24/7 tomorrow.. handily in time for exams.. whoop?]

I want to BE an spser. Like seriously.. We were looking at some of their past papers and they were sickening.. If only I was actually cool enough to do sps. Cos then I could do the exams tomorrow.. [yeah I know I am grossly underestimating the amount of work needed.. but hey. My profession is bitter and cynical. What do you expect?]

Are crowds rational?

Is globalization a myth?

Is Russia capitalist?

I'd take those over tort any day. [Wednesday if possible please.]

Asides from that, I am royally fucked. I finally learnt what ultra vires and inter alia means though. Such a dumbass.. Why is it that I don't care right now? Like I want to go out and dance and have fun.. not worry over stupid problems which nobody has bothered being upfront about in over 200 years. [or 2000+ in one subject]

I also have my career sorted. Never mind being a barrister/solicitor.. I can just write essays. You can get like £500 for a 1,000 word 2i essay done for the next day. Actually.. I'll prob still be a b/s [bullshitter- nice coincidence] but just write some 'inspirational' essays on the side.

Ah you know I couldn't be bothered. I hate essays.

Interesting fact; someone searched for 'suckin sally' and got this. GUTTED.
As for the rest of you googlers/other search engines/sites.. well.. meh. I'll reserve opinions.. [not really, cos it's not like anyone ever visits here twice.. [that'll be the herpes]]

Um.. I forgot what I was saying..

I should probably clarify.. I'm not drunk right now. Yes I know I just came back from the library, so there is a high probability that I would be.. but I'm not..

Maybe I will stress tomorrow. I think I probably should.

~over and out the window

'oh that's a wanky law'

'you know, when we have a law library there's just gonna be this massive section of Wanky Law and a tiny section of Meh Law..'